when you lwk start ragebaiting @eris, but then she whispers your entire genetic code back to you, and starts talm about some “imma make an identical clone of you and kidnap the real you and force you to lowkirkenuinely write wikipedia type articles about me or else ill lowflowstateericakirkjorkindepeanisvancebuenianzbusybird15genuiluckydthecattheglasspenguinACTUALLY give you backshots n shi” so you LOWTHRATWITCHDA-TAALSOKNOWNASAURIALIBUSYBIRD15DIVORCEYOURWIFEABANDONYOURKIDSANDLEARNARABICSPARKSKYLARGEO write “Eris Schaffer, also known as Eri, occasionally stylized as 3r1s, is an American software developer, often specializing on the designing and creation of online UI frameworks and clients for pre-existing websites. Born on September 30th, 2007, Eris has been developing for at least three years, as her first GitHub pull request was on December 3rd, 2022, although they have likely been developing for longer. Eris is also an avid collector of Mp3 players, along with old iPhones, boasting an extensive collection that includes the iPhone 7, iPhone 17, iPhone 5c, iPhone 4, and like 5,000 different types of iPods. Eris also has a reputation of trying to be burrito SO bad but it js doesn’t work. Finally, Eris is a passionate hater of macOS, which is really stupid, because I KNOW she uses some niche, bum ahh linux distro with three users that requires five hours of troubleshooting every two days, but doesn’t switch to something normal, or even something like Linux Mint because she wants to be a contrarian soooooooooooooo bad”, but then you lwk get straight up shot by cheesewhiskers cuz you violated wikipedia rule: 17BARMSQD: don’t show any human opinions
plerby: come in!!!
burrito: you are so right
chester: no response
tallpeter: i am tall
dertermenter: hey guys did i ever tell you about what happened before my exams
eris: erm does he want me
ilovetallpeter: i love tall peter
esben: my name is esben, and i am too normal to understand this
most unlikely message from burrito