wastedonion — 12/21/2025, 10:42:11 PM

From The Archives: Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-i-started-dating-mrs-claus-when-she-was-14-1851114937/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUbE66yH1gE