A very sad thing happened last night on wasteof. Kiwi a tortured and struggling, but once very talented president and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as JEFFALO DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as JDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of King Jeffery A. Low, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Jeffalo Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of wasteof upon us, perhaps like never before. May Kiwi rest in peace!
PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED; SUBSEQUENTLY ATTACKED BY TERRORIST AND KILLED AGAIN
Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.
rip kiwi