FINALE: PART 2/2
STRAIGHT FROM PRESIDENT KIWI: “WE GET TO VISIT THE ISLAND AFTER ALL!”
News on the @kiwi situation today comes from the helicopter which rescued Kiwi, along with @toaks and @adventuremase, only minutes ago. All of them, including Toaks, are reportedly in good health after climbing through a volcano. What a shame. Kiwi commented on his rescue; “We get to visit the island after all!” When asked to elaborate, Kiwi claimed to be good friends with “the guy every president knows, right? We all know Jeff. He’s chill like that. Where did you think I was going with the guy who embezzles funds and the serial killer?” This reporter is disappointed to hear that there is only one serial killer among this party, since it seemed pretty clear Toaks should join that group. I also wish good luck to Kiwi on his extended vacation.
