FINALE: PART 1/2
SERIAL KILLER DIES BRUTAL DEATH; HELL DEEMED “TOO GOOD” FOR SERIAL KILLER, SENT BACK TO KIWI’S PRESENCE INSTEAD
Two radio messages arrived today; one from the survivors, reporting on their situation. Survivor @toaks reported that both @kiwi and @adventuremase were not only on death’s doorstep multiple times today, but they both crossed the threshold into the afterlife once each. “Yeah, I used my quick thinking and the tools I had fashioned during this trip to bring back both kiwi and adventuremase like, twice. I was a little worried that the magic I sacrificed my own life force for wouldn’t help me save them, but I managed to pull through and get them both back on their feet. Man, that tornado sure was a close call. I’m awful glad Kiwi is okay, I liked him as president.”
The other correspondence we received is from the lord of Hell, Satan. He claimed that he sent back Adventuremase to the land of the living because “Hell is far too good of a place for someone like this.” To be blunt, I cannot believe that Toaks and Satan are in cahoots with each other, plotting against both Adventuremase and Kiwi. I rarely wish for an enemy's downfall, but Toaks is an exception. The rescue team which was dispatched to the president’s location has finally pinpointed where the group of survivors are, and they should be saved soon. God, I hate Toaks.
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