hello everyone! if you remember, the Wasteof Department of Transportation sent a few helicopters and ships to rescue President Kiwi, Adventuremase, and Toaks. we encountered several storms on the way, but thankfully the island is now in sight! Unfortunately we have bad cell service here. And there’s no roads! imagine that, no roads!?!?!? what would you do without your beloved Department of Transportation? i’ll tell you: you’d die twice like Mr. President!
Anyway we sent five of the helicopters up to the peak of the island to try to find the survivors but it got dark and we got lazy so they came back to our ships and we had a big party to celebrate FINALLY getting there.
Hopefully we will rescue the president and his company soon.
- Wasteof Department of Transportation
hehehe I wonder if anyone will notice the The Martian quote lol