STATEMENT FROM FORMER PRESIDENT AURIALI VIA THE OFFICE OF FORMER WASTEOF PRESIDENT AURIALI
I am devastated to learn of @President @Kiwi’s untimely demise. Not just is the death of a sitting wasteof president a deeply heartbreaking one, but its a nightmare in logistics too. You know how much hassle there is swearing in the vice president if the president dies? So much damn paperwork. Me and former Vice President @Perrin had to go through all of that when we got sworn in and lets just say it was a godsend that I survived my whole term.
I would like to send my deepest condolences to Kiwi’s family and his Vice President @Late during this difficult time. I’d like to ask that the citizens of this great nation come together to remember and mourn the life and dedication to servitude Kiwi had. He was a fantastic Secretary of State during my administration, where he kept this wonderful nation silly, and he was continuing that work as president.
I am wishing the safe return of Kiwi’s remains as well as the two remaining survivors. We here must remain steadfast in our mission; to keep wasteof silly as hell.
Auriali, 1st president of wasteof.money
