kiwi — 11/16/2025, 5:05:17 PM

“this problem can only be fixed by a small new zealander who’s interested in computers”

“so you’re saying we’re gonna need a mini kiwi geek, too?

“say that again”

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chiroyce:

haha thats a good one

11/17/2025, 4:27:08 PM
kiwi:

heres a way funnier one:

“what is this, some kind of chiroyce?”

“say that again”

11/17/2025, 5:10:49 PM
chiroyce:

uh i didnt get it :|

11/18/2025, 12:16:47 PM
kiwi:

what, the original post above this comment thread? it was just supposed to be a reference to my old scratch username, minikiwigeek2, framed in the way some movies like to poorly attempt to insert the title of the movie into the dialogue

yeah idk why i posted this tbh, i can see why this wouldn’t make much sense

11/18/2025, 2:45:12 PM
chiroyce:

no i got the original joke i didnt get the chiroyce joke nvm i get it now tho lol

11/18/2025, 3:41:02 PM
kiwi:

ohhh ok lol mb

11/18/2025, 4:26:29 PM
esben:

and every one clapped

11/17/2025, 6:44:15 AM
kiwi:

big if true

11/17/2025, 4:21:04 PM
-gr:

are you from New Zealand

11/16/2025, 9:34:07 PM
kiwi:

no, i have relatives who are from new zealand though

11/16/2025, 9:54:39 PM
-gr:

I am not either. None of my relatives are from New Zealand.

11/16/2025, 9:58:48 PM
juniperrr:

I don’t get it

11/16/2025, 6:53:36 PM
zagle1772:

mini = small

kiwi = aussie slang for “New Zealander”

geek = someone who’s interested in computers (i mean, “geek” has semantically broadened considerably, but that’s what it used to mean at some point)

11/16/2025, 7:01:16 PM
juniperrr:

no, I mean I don’t get what it’s supposed to sound like

11/16/2025, 8:10:00 PM
kiwi:

it’s just a dumb joke that’s supposed to explain my full username at one point, “minikiwigeek2”

11/16/2025, 8:39:07 PM
juniperrr:

ah, i see

11/17/2025, 5:49:52 PM