I am extremely disappointed that the president spread false news about how to defeat vampires, while claiming it was verified by my education board. I would like to clarify that the true method to defeat vampires is to bite them first.
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Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
when i saw this at first i didn’t read the original post and i thought you were saying big DJT was spreading false news about vampires lmao