Update: I didn't use it exactly, instead I have opted for the similar "trust me bro I was there" approach in my personal narrative essay.
Dude hell yeah. I’m going to use this RIGHT NOW
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
Imagine not going for the far superior “source: I made it up”
Dang you're right. Well, I always have today