president’s log of australia: day 2
everything here is upside down, help
i had to buy suction cup boots so i could walk on the ceiling in order to type this message
as your president, i hereby announce that we will be distributing vouchers to wasteof citizens so they can buy suction cup boots so they can walk on the ceiling… you’re welcome
oh also i’ll be enacting some policies relatively soon that i promised i’d enact so that’s pretty cool
ok the blood is starting to rush to my head so i’m gonna sign off. this place is weird… what’s next, their toilets flush the wrong way?
This is the greatest Ambassador of All Time
thank u :))