Our team has been working at making these headlines come true, and we are happy to report you can now turn into an eel. This will cure any outstanding health effects and conditions.
Slime ya later, Earthlings
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ICYMI: Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’
https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
how do I do that?
Click the large glowing sparkly "EEL" button