Icelandic Waters #1: “It’s soooooo hot here. When you-know-what eventually happens, we need to move to somewhere more temperate. It’s clear that even Stantler stuff couldn’t save me in this weather. And to make matters worse, the rest of the house smells like hot, day-old cinnamon rolls.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “So, global warming started when we dug up potential energy in the form of oil and burned it into atmospheric heat, right? By my logic, we could revert the effects of global warming if we could put that heat somewhere else. If only there was a conveniently placed void of energy where we could dump all that waste heat . . . . . AHA!“
Icelandic Waters #3: “No, dumping the Earth’s oceans into the vacuum of space isn’t going to work.”
GIANT UMBRELLA ! ! !
“The forecast calls for meteor showers all day long, so bring your titanium umbrellas!“