If you have any more technical difficulties, I suggest that you ask @PkmnQ to get the cat out of the fridge. They're known to do things to your computer…
My friend’s cat is… special. She’s not the brightest. However, she LOVES her human dad and will do ANYTHING to get his attention. And I mean: anything.
One evening, we’re hanging out, watching TV. Human Dad’s laptop is open, on the coffee table. The cat decides that this! THIS is her chance to get her dad’s attention! So she leaps on the keyboard to sit there and stare at him.
He’s not paying attention, so she moves a little to get into a more comfortable position, and I eventually notice her little kitty butt is actually doing something. Windows are opening on his screen.
I point out that his cat is trying to get his attention, and he immediately peels her off the keyboard. He glances at the screen to make sure she didn’t break anything, before asking her:
Friend: “Wait…did you just update my audio drivers?!”
Cat: “Meow?” *Starts purring.*
Me: “Maybe she’s NOT so stupid after all!”
Friend: “I think I’m going to keep my electronics away from her, just in case she decides to update other things…”
~ The Opposite Of A Cat-astrophic Failure from Not Always Right
added a sound card on the VM and it “works”:

yeah there’s no sound, the xbox recorder thing doesn’t record it for some reason
Crouton liked to use my old desktop computer as a Thing Of Warm, until it’d become a Thing Of Too Warm and leave to scream at the birds through the window.
oh right that was a thing I used to say