Statement From Paul Woodman, Head Of Legal At The Wasted Onion: We here at The Wasted Onion vehemently deny the allegations from Fem, we do not spew so called “wokeness“ and “liberal“ talking points, we brainwash the masses into becoming part of the tofu-eating wokerati who worships pride month like a religious holiday. To say that The Only News Source merely dabbles in cancel culture is an insult, we orchestrate it like the London Symphony Orchestra forms beautiful melodies. We can and have cancelled anyone who tries to stand in our way, so listen here snowflake, you better get in line before we find some old Tweets of yours with some colourful language that will result in you needing to bust out the ukulele to sing an apology. Comparing us to the likes of Fox News or The Daily Mail is laughable, they are merely propaganda arms of Rupert Murdoch’s shitty little media empire. Oh, you think we’re woke like the so-called “mainstream media“ are? Please, we are so much more than any of them, we are the very life force for which all human thought comes from. Our journalism is so fucking good that we don’t need to turn you woke, you just assimilate yourself into it, you welcome the woke mind virus happily into your feeble mind as if it were a friend coming over for dinner. That’s power, that’s influence. So no, you can’t delete us, but we can most certainly delete your pathetic excuse for a life off the face of the Earth like it is a mere spec of dust underneath a radiator.
The @wastedonion spews nothing but woke LIBERAL opinions and CANCEL CULTURE and should be DELETED 😡😤🤬
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Thank you peasant for bowing down to your journalistic gods.