Icelandic Water Dragon: *suffering insomnia*
Icelandic Waters #1: “‘Which legendary Pokémon would serve well as a pirate?’ If you hear anyone try to crack this joke, beat it to the nearest trebuchet. You do not want to know the answer.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “I know that the thermal overload strategy is what I'm supposed to be doing, but . . . it's really uncomfortable. Maybe we should invest in a better bedding solution . . . or some Stantler stuff.”
Icelandic Waters #3: “You can't control chaos with chaos. . . . uhh, no follow-up statement. Just a random thought. The garden is the Serpent’s place, I think.”
Icelandic Waters #4: “I can still smell seasoned meat on my breath. We’ll get there eventually; mark my words. We won't know what hit us, but we'll be glad that it did.”