nihilev — 8/12/2025, 4:01:02 PM
*chilling in brain*

*suddenly lights shut off*
*red emergency lights come on*
*loud alarms*
automated announcement: "DANGER: REACTOR CORE CRITICALLY UNSTABLE, PLEASE ENGAGE EMER-"
OH MY FUCKING GOD AGAIN???
WHO INSTALLED THIS THING??
literally you...
OK BUT WHY DOES IT KEEP EXPLODING??
idk
*dramatic techno music starts playing*
"DANGER: THERMAL RUNAWAY DETECTED, STABILIZATION SYSTEMS COMPROMISED"
*head in hands* fucking hell, this is the second time today...
*more alarms sound*
someone turn those off, it literally makes the thing explode faster
more drama = more fucked
y'know
brain logic
*resets everything except for the reactor systems*
*everything is fine*
sometimes I almost forget why I put this thing in here
and then I remember
its because it looks cool and has a lot of buttons
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theglasspenguin:

imagine the buttons don’t do anything since it’s all automatic

8/12/2025, 6:42:54 PM
nihilev:
buddy, those buttons are completely undefined and change every time I look at them
this thing is controlled by vibes alone
8/12/2025, 7:37:32 PM