SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
My fellow wasters of money, I am tired. Really tired. I want to take a nap. But justice does not sleep until it has delivered its regularly-scheduled address to the nation, so here we are.
On June 24, 2024, history was made. Late, full name latetheidiot, messaged me out of nowhere on the online communication platform known as “Discord” and delivered to me a PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video for no reason. I, unaware of just how great this video was, merely responded with “thanks, i always wanted one of those!”, because I was foolish and stupid.
Now I see the truth: This video deserves to be seen by the nation. Thanks to your voting for me and Late, this video can be enjoyed by future generations. I have carefully archived it on the online video sharing platform known as YouTube, which is definitely universally beloved and not embroiled in controversy right now. Enjoy! https://youtu.be/xGe03kmPYGM
One thing I failed to mention until towards the end of our campaign was that Late immediately followed up with an additional video that they claimed to have “recorded somewhat recently”. The floor is open to debate over which video is better. https://youtu.be/0KVb-KVzPqQ
Finally, a few days ago, I publicly asked the wasteof community to provide me with suggestions for how wasteof could be improved. Although this post received eight likes, nobody actually responded. LOL
I’m running out of characters so that concludes this announcement. See ya soon!