My fellow wasters of money,
as your president, I am committed to hearing opinions from everyone on this website.
So, please, enlighten me: what can I do to improve the well-being of this website? What suggestions do you have? I can’t simply spend the entirety of my presidency fulfilling self-created goals and leave it at that, I wish to include all in this campaign.
And remember, ask not what wasting money can do for you; ask instead what you can do for wasting money.
- President @kiwi