president — 7/27/2025, 3:46:40 PM

SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

thanks to @da-ta for the logo :D

That time of the year is upon us again. The time when The Crack House remains committed to spreading the silliness, the whole silliness, and nothing but the silliness.

It is on this fine day that we would like to announce we have fulfilled some of our campaign promises:

1. @leaks’ identity has been kept secure. However, he has informed us that someone on wasteof is reading this update. Whether or not this is legit remains to be seen.

2. The National Anthem has been changed to Remix 10 from Rhythm Heaven Fever, a glorious work of sound design that we firmly believe encompasses the true mission of a money-wasting site.

3. This post contains three campaign promises (including this one), therefore fulfilling our plan to do what Valve doesn’t.

4. We can confirm to the nation that wasteof4 does, in fact, have features.

That concludes this update. Continue doing your duties as money wasters, and we will have more to share soon.

- President @kiwi