the Wasteof Department of Transportation would like to announce some new changes that will be coming to road systems near you.
These include (but are not limited to):
The yellow lines on roads will be repainted in varying shades of blue.
We are partnering with the British DfT and the Canadian CTA in building a road across the Atlantic Ocean that will connect New York City, New York, USA, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southern England. It is hoped that this intercontinental bridge system will boost tourism in Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southwest England. We are also partnering with various private companies to provide lodging, gas, and retail stores that will be needed for the 2000 mile long bridge. Suggestions for bridge names would be appreciated.
We are now instituting a $500+ fine for breaking DOT windows. A similar fine is pending, for graffitiing complaints on DOT walls. If you have complaints, please go to the WDOT website or comment on the WDOT account wall. Thank you.
To kickstart my position as Head of the Wasteof Department of Transportation, I would like to introduce Wasteof Departmental Anthems, or WDAs. The Wasteof Department of Transportation is proud to announce that our anthem is now Life is a Highway, specifically the version from Cars™ by Rascal Flatts. Links to the song are below.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5gB2IrxOCX2j9bMnHKP38i
https://music.apple.com/us/album/life-is-a-highway/1440667439?i=144
- @luckythecat, Department Head
trans-atlantic railroad