toaks — 7/23/2025, 5:12:14 PM

As the cabinet of our current administration has been finalized, I am happy to say I once again can be wildly irresponsible with our great country's budget.

As my first action as treasurer, I am rehiring those two flies from the @wastedonion as our tax collectors. These flies shall visit all users eventually, taxing however they feel right.

Now, as for the two nickels we have left, those are getting put into a savings account with a compound interest of 3% every year, yo eventually amass a great sum of money.

Finally, I want to address public funding. Last year, we funded projects which were worthwhile or silly, or sometimes in-between. This year, all projects will receive full funding. However, should your project be disliked by the community, all funding shall be cut until the end of the term of our great president @kiwi.

From the desk of the money man,

Toaks

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grahamsh:

can you pay somebody to deal with the casino seo spammers

7/23/2025, 5:21:58 PM
toaks:

First we need to tax people to get money into the Treasury, but I'll try to get around to it

7/23/2025, 5:56:01 PM