kiwi — 7/8/2025, 3:31:30 AM

sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:

1. in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this

2. and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess

3. either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!