Greetings, wasteof.money.
Time is running out, even more so than usual.
I feel it’s only fair if I cease with the election updates at the same time that oren does. So to recap, here’s just a small sample of what you’re getting by choosing KiwiLate2025:
Continued silliness, with an increased focus on seriousness when necessary.
Pay-what-you-want waffles. Heavy emphasis on the “what-you-want”. That means free.
The resurrection of Redboxes across Wasteoftopia, which are now blue and dispense advice in addition to movies.
An exclusive drawing of a worm wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone, courtesy of @late. Perfect for framing and displaying prominently in your house to acquire the admiration of your friends.
A warm fuzzy feeling knowing you’ve successfully engaged in unusually civil democracy.
Even more: https://wasteof.money/posts/6869b01d3f164e109a02960f
While some of the other candidate’s promises can definitely be achieved without needing to be president and are just being locked behind paywalls, a lot of our promises we simply can’t do without access to wasteof.money’s national budget (or lack thereof).
If you want to see someone embrace a title for like two weeks and immediately forget about it, vote for someone else. But if you want to see actual year-long commitment, not just to the bit, but to the profession of being president of wasteof.money, vote for KiwiLate2025.
https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025