Daily Election Update: On the final day of the election, we are able to report that we are glad the pain is almost over, just a day left of this relentless torture following these halfwits remains.
Updates from the campaign trail:
In a scathing attack against his main rival, Oren posted to wasteof saying “The Kiwi party has now supported terrorism. I call on kiwi to ask thrat to assassinate him, or to stand down from the election. It's only fair kiwi also faces the same fate as tallpeter!”
Posting another graphic styled like an old Apple Macintosh advert, Kiwi claimed that “Only with your vote can we realize the twenty-six-thousand promises we've set out to accomplish over the course of this year.”
Posting to wasteof as well in absolute shock, The-Owlsss wrote “holy shit guys me and the boys just declared bankruptcy by accident. I can still run for president, right?”
It’s been an honour V1 to mention your existence in this race unlike those elitist partisan idiots from the mainstream media, remember how The Wasted Onion never forgot.
After careful analysis by our resident financial experts, it has been determined economically feasible that Pufferfish101007 can achieve their campaign promise to “be cute :3” given current forecasts.
Today WannaBeRose didn’t insult The Only News Source, mainly after seeing how exhausted our cabal of reporters covering each candidate in this race are after running around to keep up with this gruelling never ending bullshit.
