From one presidential candidate to another, I am so incredibly devastated by the shocking news of @tallpeter’s death.
This is a massive loss for not just tallpeter’s friends and family, but also for the tallest people out there, of which of course there are none, because we are all short in comparison.
I have a plan - a parting gift, if you will - to honor his very tall legacy, but to respect his family during this troubling time, I will not reveal this plan at present. However, I can assure wasteof that I feel that my plan is what he would have wanted, and my plan will be able to occur regardless of the outcome of this election.
My thoughts are with TallPeter’s friends and family. May he rest in peace, in the tallest grave there is.
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.