My fellow wasters of money,
The part of me that likes organizing meaningless data kind of wants to make a spreadsheet tracking how many votes have been cast and for whom. But the other part of me doesn’t want to be accused of having a conflict of interest. Which is a fair accusation.
Anyways, I’ll release part IV of my official manifesto of promises and stuff soon. And to address recent accusations - yes, a vote for me is a vote for short.
…a short line to the free and unlimited waffles, that is.
VOTE PETER