Please vote for me it would be really cool and epic and you’d have a dragon/whatever the hell I am as president and that would be pretty cool
if elected, I promise:
creature as president (← freaking epic if you ask me)
Traffic will be way awesomer (I’m experienced)
Taxes will be more fun
free cubes for everyone
Waffles
plus some extra secret stuff
you laughed at me when my awesome goldfish died, you’re not getting a vote from me
that’s a loss for democracy /: