From The Wasted Onion Editorial Board: Today The Wasted Onion launches its coverage of the 2025 wasteof elections: War For Crack. Since 1734 The Only News Source has provided the unwashed masses with vital and powerful coverage of all kinds of elections, from national elections that decide our world leaders, to local elections that shape the lives of communities like yours, and every single election of new Reddit moderators that shape the cesspools of the internet. Our work covering this important and highly contested wasteof election will be vast, following candidates along the campaign trail no matter how much they beg us to leave, interviewing voters like you no matter the cost to your personal safety, and so much more. We’ll have graphs and more graphs that explain those graphs as well as comprehensive election night coverage that will help you understand which minorities to scapegoat if your side loses and who will win thanks to us having already rigged this election for our benefit just like so many before. We’re proud to be the best news outlet that will grace all of your senses at all times of the day, do not resist this, it is your duty to consume media. So join us citizens of wasteof as we take democracy for one last spin around the dilapidated care home.
The Wasted Onion will post a daily news update regarding the election and potentially further news.
