i hear every presidential candidate is agendaposting rn so i guess ill hop on that train
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a platform, and I am to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all hax free.
Speaking of taxes, please give me money
Elon Musk will be forced to give me all of his money
Piracy will be made legal. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. Keep that in mind.
PART 1/1 COMPLETED. PART 2/1 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE 64lu FOR PRESIDENT!
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