Fireworks have had their flashbang effects nerfed.
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Your hands now have 45% less durability. This should help balance fistfights.
You, yes, you specifically, may have had unintended changes made to your DNA. Please, PLEASE, report any changes, mutations, or superpowers you experience to Earth support as soon as possible. We cannot stress the importance of resolving this situation.
My skin is purple now please help