hello i would like to run for president as a joke. my main manifesto points would be thus:
the words “verily”, “hencethorth”, “thus” and “baboon” shall henceforth be officially endorsed as Most Excellently Ordained Words (MEOWs); at least 3 MEOWs shall be utilised in every presidential announcement.
lowercase i
cat ears MUST be worn on fridays, but only if you want to
naughty people shall be deported to the naughty step
be cute :3
maybe more to be added At A Later Date
i need a vicepresidential candidate if i want to actually run though. so probably don't put yourself forward.
have a great rest of your day/weekend/month!
can i be your vice president
yes absolutely that is very kind of you to offer