pufferfish101007 — 6/28/2025, 6:45:03 PM

hello i would like to run for president as a joke. my main manifesto points would be thus:

• the words “verily”, “hencethorth”, “thus” and “baboon” shall henceforth be officially endorsed as Most Excellently Ordained Words (MEOWs); at least 3 MEOWs shall be utilised in every presidential announcement.

• lowercase i

• cat ears MUST be worn on fridays, but only if you want to

• naughty people shall be deported to the naughty step

• be cute :3

• maybe more to be added At A Later Date

i need a vicepresidential candidate if i want to actually run though. so probably don't put yourself forward.

have a great rest of your day/weekend/month!