By The Wasted Onion: Trump Nukes Iraq Instead Of Iran By Accident
WASHINGTON—In a seemingly massive political and strategic blunder, President Donald Trump ordered the nuking of Iraq rather than the intended target of neighbouring Iran. “We have completed our very successful attack on Iraq. A full payload of NUCLEAR BOMBS was dropped on Baghdad. There is no other military in the WORLD that could do something like this. NOW IS TIME TO MOVE ON! Thank you for your attention on this matter,” said a post by the President on Truth Social, causing confused reactions from Trump's allies and opponents alike. “The LAMESTREAM MEDIA and Lefty Lunatics are trying to say I bombed the wrong country. THEY ARE WRONG! I PLANNED TO BOMB IRAN (IRAQ!) ALL ALONG! Thank you for your attention on this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” read another post shared mere minutes after the previous in a likely attempt to dispel rumours he did in fact nuke the wrong middle eastern nation. Hours later at a press briefing, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth confirmed the U.S. had used 3 nuclear warheads on Iran, or Iraq, interchanging between them while taking swigs from a bottle of Jack Daniels. At press time, sources inside the Pentagon indicated officials were scouring for old boxes filled with unused propaganda from the Bush administration to accuse Iraq of building weapons of mass destruction again.
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