Last night, I had a dream that the two volume buttons on my phone had been replaced with configurable action buttons, and pressing the volume-down button would make the phone blast an EAS siren, contact emergency services, and display a pop-up asking for various personal information. And I decided to press it . . . several times! Oh, and the flashlight button on the Lock Screen had been replaced with a button that did the exact same thing. When your biggest fears are EAS sirens and accidentally pressing the ‘emergency’ button on the password screen, your subconsciousness makes some real wacky nightmares.