If anyone here managed to secure a Nintendo Switch 2, I have one formal request to ask of you: take a USB-C cable, plug both ends of it into the Switch’s two USB-C ports, and tell me what happens. Heck, run this experiment on every device you own with more than one USB port!
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FACT: if you do this to a MacBook, it'll think it's being charged.