Peter: “This is worse than that time I joined the wasteof.money server.” (Cutaway begins)
[INT. DISCORD VC – ABSOLUTE CHAOS] Cameras pan over a digital warzone: – Someone's screaming about crab NFTs 🦀 – Another user's mic just blasting bass-boosted Alvin and the Chipmunks – Mods arguing over whether “pee pee milk” counts as spam – A dude named “GurtDaddy42” posting memes of Stewie holding a Glock – Brian's in the corner typing a 12-paragraph essay no one reads
Peter (wearing a gamer headset): “Hey guys, should I invest in crypto or like… drink glue?”
Random user: “SHUT UP PETER YOU GURTFACE CASUAL”
Peter: “Okay jeez, I’ll go back to wasting money on Family Guy mobile ads.”
(Cutaway ends) Peter: "Yeah, turns out chaos isn't as fun when it's not on FOX."