wastedonion — 5/12/2025, 9:55:08 PM

Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests

https://theonion.com/trump-administration-offers-free-at-home-loyalty-tests/

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mef:

oh ok good its just an Onion article its just an Onion article its just an Onion article right yeah its just an Onion article its not reaaaal it can’t hurt you yet nono don’t say that its just an Onion article

5/12/2025, 11:22:49 PM
wastedonion:

Our editorial team here at The Wasted Onion’s Estonian gulag would like to reiterate that our reporting is 100% factual with a chance of meatballs.

5/13/2025, 10:32:31 PM
mef: 
[FATAL] NEURAL PROCESSING SYSTEM CRASH
5/13/2025, 10:58:16 PM