earthdevs — 5/11/2025, 6:40:38 AM

Hello valued customers.

As you may know, Earth© is now a fully fledged corporation, and as such we are taking steps towards the future of the world.

In order to combat Earth addiction, we are now charging a daily price to access Earth. This should not only boost profit margins, but it will shift humanity towards a reality-centric view, away from Earth.

Secondly, we will be applying advertising to unused textures in the game. Currently, dirt, stone, and sand all sit without a purpose. This new policy should make them more useful.

All purchases already made in our simulation will be rolled back as we switch to a subscription based service. We apologize severely for any inconvenience from any personal items which are revoked during this time.

We only beg that you are patient with us as we go through this transitional period. Thank you for your long running support, and we look forward to driving our company forward with you all.

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mythus:

i’ll just pirate the software

5/12/2025, 4:27:03 PM
gilbert189:

this is why I live on mars

5/11/2025, 3:55:42 PM
esben:

I’m boycotting earth

5/11/2025, 7:45:43 AM
niko:

100% joining you in the act

5/11/2025, 1:15:12 PM
jeffalo:

bad news.hate this tomeline

5/11/2025, 6:59:41 AM
earthdevs:

We're sorry to hear that. If you would like to bring up any issues you have with our customer support, please reach out.

5/11/2025, 5:32:23 PM
adventuremase:

nahh earth sucks im gonna kill myself

5/11/2025, 6:45:28 AM