FIRST LOOK: I’ve just received word that, tomorrow, Kentucky Fried Chicken will not be giving up on the fried chicken business and switching to selling real estate.
When I asked about the KFConsole, the guy on the other end of the phone call started making static noises with his mouth and saying dumb stuff like “sorry, one second, you’re breaking up.”
but KFC actually does sell real estate 😭 they’re a franchisor
…i dont even have a clever comeback for this one man what in tarnation