wastedonion — 4/20/2025, 10:15:10 PM

From The Archives: Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

https://theonion.com/returning-jesus-christ-downed-by-u-s-missile-defense-3-1828884383/

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cheesewhisk3rs:

Well done /s

4/25/2025, 3:22:59 PM
toaks:

relatable fr

4/21/2025, 4:37:15 PM
esben:

wait three days

4/20/2025, 10:24:22 PM
wastedonion:

No need to wait when The Wasted Onion owns a time machine.

4/20/2025, 10:40:28 PM