how would you feel if you were approached by a clown in a space station in orbit around Proxima Centauri?
answer now for a free _!
“WHO ARE YOU?? WHY AM I ON A SATELLITE ORBITING THE WRONG STAR?! DOES THIS SPACE STATION HAVE A REASONABLE INTERNET CONNECTION TO EARTH?!?? IF I DIE THROUGH EITHER PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL CAUSED I AM DETERMINED TO NOT BE ALONE AND PREVENT THE LATTER OUTCOME OF POSSIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIBLETS-”
“alright, Binky, take off the space suit-your nose looks funny like that, squished in there. I think there’s something wrong with it, though, because it’s all red and puffy! wait, it came off!! oh, frick, I forgot. oh look, there’s Bozo! uh oh, I think he forgot to put on his space suit helmet before he went out the airlock…”
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