wasteof feed simulator
person 1: hey so this new thing is releasing
person 2: I hate [insert annoying tech thing here]
person 3: [highly esoteric and niche reference]
bot 1: [interesting fact]
person 4: hey guys I’m doing really awesome things and having a great life
person 3: [an explanation to the previous post that leaves more questions than answers]
markovmoney: [markovmoney post]
person 5: [blatant lies]
person 6: why is there a man outside my window
person 2: wow, so AI just told me to end myself “before it happens”?? wtf
person 3: if the sky is red you’ll bleed (*internal screaming*)
person 4: did anyone else get this weird alert on their phone, sorta worried ngl
person 7 (who hasn’t been online in years): what’s going on
bot 1: [error message due to the website they were using going down]
person 1: dang, apparently Nintendo is going on hiatus for a month because their offices are unsafe??
person 3: only in Ohio am I right (don’t look)
person 6: guys I think we’re not going to be ok
markovmoney: [markovmoney post]
person 4: [picture from the top of a mountain] here’s one of the pictures from my trip
Gee I wonder who person 4 is referencing.