📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
To keep our campaign promise of ensuring silliness across our wonderful nation, I am happy to announce yet more of the work my administration has been doing at meeting our manifesto’s goals.
In meeting the 8th point in our manifesto, which was to “Force Elon Musk to rebrand X back to Twitter” we have created a new government agency, known as the Department Of Good Government Yo, or DOGGY, who’s job it is to find good ideas for the government to do. And luckily, they found that rebranding X to Twitter is a good idea, due to the fact that the name is recognisable, clever, and unique. They also said the logo and branding in general was good too compared to X’s branding. Due to this, DOGGY has enacted a decree that has mandated X be rebranded to Twitter as soon as possible. Thanks DOGGY, here’s a treat!
The 11th point in our manifesto is to “Make The National Anthem by Radiohead the national anthem” and I can happily announce that the new official national anthem of our beautiful nation is The National Anthem by Radiohead, it’s holding on!
This is just some of the work we’re doing to promote silliness all over the country. I am working tirelessly to keep my promises to you, the people. I will return soon to share more on how we’re doing!
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