mef — 10/22/2024, 2:26:59 PM

European fantasy: Oh great heavens! The gnomes have tarnished my vegetable garden and harassed my plump little son for littering in the forest.

American fantasy: GoPro footage “There’s some sort of demon in our forest thats mutilated several people from my little town, Charlottesville, Wyoming, in the middle of fuck-all nowhere so I’m goin in there with an m4 and my buddies to go whoop it’s unholy ass back to the goddamn hole it crawled out of.”