OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
Our administration keeps doing its job to ensure our nation remains silly for all, here is some of the latest:
The Secretary of Education @elsie has created an account for her Department of Education under the handle @doed. Please follow for more news regarding what she plans to do!
The Director of National Intelligence @dertermenter has that Human Intelligence will now be deploying spies to see if anyone claps when the plan lands. If they find anyone doing so, they will forever be cleared of ever being a national threat. More info here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66b67c6f7a4a6e673f8a835c
The Secretary of State @kiwi has shared the official logo for the Department of State, he also says he will ensure that the waffle tax stays low.
As you can see, we’re keeping our promise to keep things silly, and we’ll continue to fight towards this goal for the people of this great nation.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
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