OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
As you already know by now, the administration is doing all we can to ensure silliness all over this wonderful nation, here are some highlights:
The Secretary of the Treasury @Toaks has announced that the funds raised through recent tax collections can be assigned to any recognised Crack House government office that requires it, please contact the Treasurer here if you are part of the administration and need funds: https://wasteof.money/posts/66b11afb7a4a6e673f8a5be9
The Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development @Allyz has announced that she has opened communal housing (maximum 7 roommates per living space) to anyone whom would find it adequate. The rent is a flat rate of $500 per month, which is less than a quarter of the average rent. More info here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66b10eb53190c56a73728d27
Keep your eyes peeled while our administration announces more plans to ensure silliness, alongside my own plans to fulfil my promises during the Auri24 campaign.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
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