Interview Results

(I interviewed a bunch of people about the election cuz that’s what you do at elections. I think)

Interview with @auriali

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Auriali: I believe I am the strongest candidate. I have been on wasteof for 2 years now. I run now just this account, but my main account da-ta and The New Creators. I will bring not just experience, but a healthy level of silliness that is required to be a good President of wasteof. The people on this website deserve a leader who is silly, and I believe my track record of memes and high quality trashposts like my famous Twitter HQ edit to have the wasteof logo rather than the X logo on the Twitter building shows my dedication to silliness and hilarity for wasteof and its wonderful citizens.

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected..?

A: I would of course be sad that I didn’t get elected, however, I would accept the will of wasteof’s population and accept my defeat with grace, I would probably share a sad gif or two afterwards but after that I’ll be okay.

I: If you did get elected, who do you plan on choosing as vice president?

A: There are no formal plans in place yet for who I would choose to be my VP, my main goal is to establish my platform of silliness and goofiness to the people of wasteof, and of course also lay out my policies and manifesto so people understand my goals if I do before President-elect. But my options are open and I will consider as many people as I can for VP.

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

A: I believe it is going well so far, my goal is to continue my rule of 1 post per day on this account, while using @auri24 to post more frequently throughout the day so that I can keep momentum and share more news as well as awareness. I also appreciate all of my fellow wasteof users who have helped my campaign by changing their names and icons to mine, such as wynd and esben.

Interview with @kiwi

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Kiwi: because unlike the other candidates, i have a plan to give away waffles upon becoming president/vice president! my waffles have been highly praised by those who have received them, but i haven’t given any away for a while. i plan to rectify this issue if i am elected.

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected..?

K: to be honest, not really. auriali was first to run anyways, and they have a few more votes than me. i think i’d be more surprised if i was elected, hehe. but you never know, something weird might happen later on!

I: If you did get elected, who do you plan on choosing as vice president?

K: i had a silly idea to elect @codekirby, who i got to create a wasteof account and then he proceeded to do nothing with, but i’m unsure at the moment. @toaks might be a good option, since i would have voted for him if i wasn’t running. @late also seems like a very good choice. we’ll see :)

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

K: while my campaign is certainly going better than i anticipated, i think it could still use some promotion. i think i’ll ask a few friends if they can vote for me, and i’ll log into wasteof every so often to promote my campaign through posts.

Interview with @toaks

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Toaks: I believe I should be chosen as treasurer because I will, in fact, waste all of our money

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected as a treasurer..?

T: No one else is running for it so yes

I: if, on the off chance, you get elected as the actual president/prime minister, who would you make your vice president?

T: Esben (cool guy)

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

T: I'm going to stop talking about it and take the position. No one can stop me!

I: are there any last things you’d like to add before we close the interview?

T: I will be treasurer. Mark my words.

Interview with a random money waster

Interviewer: Can I interview you about the election?

Anonymous: the only answer you need is that I fully support and endorse auriali for president

Well, that’s it folks! Remember to #vote4auriali and #vote4insanity!!!

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