MAULS YOU BLOOD EVERYWHERE VIOLENCE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD YOU BITING GNAWING NO ESCAPE BITING YOU FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKEMAULS YOU BLOOD EVERYWHERE VIOLENCE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD YOU BITING GNAWING NO ESCAPE BITING YOU FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
“How to protect yourself from a feral creature: pour a cup of popcorn fried chicken (or any other small bits of meat) into a zorb ball and put it on the creature’s head. Not only will it be unable to bite you, but it will likely forget about you and focus on the bits of meat bouncing around its head.” -Icelandic Waters
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. . . I don't actually have any popcorn fried chicken at the moment, so have this instead. *throws a lantern mouse at you*