boobies — 5/17/2024, 12:45:00 AM

there is a 0.0003% chance that an asteroid will hit earth every year. let’s make that change to a 100% chance in 2025. 💯💪✊🔥

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mef — 5/16/2024, 5:40:09 PM

hello, I’m mef with today’s weather report

there is at least a 7% chance that the earth does not lose its atmosphere today

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mef:

you accidentally reposted this twice

5/17/2024, 1:39:35 AM
boobies:

thanks for mentioning that! gotta keep up my professional image…

5/17/2024, 6:09:27 AM