pls pls pls I beg interact with this it’ll be fun and significantly less horrible than you think c’mon pleeease
chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging
time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)
[SIMULATION: INTERACTION OPPROTUNITY AVAILIBLE]salutations, being!
stops and stares directly into your soul
uh
do you want some3ing?
you were the one who greeted me
do you have chips I like chips, or any food really, including your leg if I feel like it
to your first point, you specifically said you wanted to interact wi3 someöne, but whatever
to answer your question, yes, i do have chips (and you forgot to put a punctuation between „chips“ and „I“ 🤓)
give now (this is a robbery I will bite you if you don’t)
okay
gives
splendid
opens the bag and starts eating them in an uncannily human way
oh right
due to 3e text-based medium of 3is conversation, which still somehow has 3e spacial-esque properties of me being able to hand you a bag of chips, i forgot 3at you are not a human at present
yes, hey look over there there’s a giant cube you should go check it out
points at the giant cube that was totally there the entire time
looks in 3e direction of The Cube
huh, i wonder if it’s made of tungsten, or cube
I don’t know, how about you go and check it out
opens a small triangular portal and pulls out a cheap magnifying glass before closing it
here this seems science-y maybe it’ll help you
i use 3e magnifying glass to focus sunlight onto 3e cube, in an attempt to melt part of it, because as we know, pure cube has no melting point
you probably 3ought i would use 3at to examine 3e molecular structure, didn’t you
I don’t think you’d be able to melt regular metal nor see the molecular structure of a material with that thing, I just stole bought it from some random book store
It was able to be a good diversion though because while you were so enthralled in doing that I stole all of the goodies in your pockets
augmented triad! not my ᴠᴀɪʀᴏᴜs ɢᴏᴏᴅs, ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ғɪᴅɢᴇᴛ sᴘɪɴɴᴇʀs, ᴅʀ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ ғᴇᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴏᴅᴜs!
i have been played
NYEHEHEEEEH- wait what's a fetch modus what is this thing
a fetch modus is 3e set of rules governing which captchalouge cards in your sylladex you may retrieve items from
guh?
that only confused me more- is this a diversion to try and steal your stuff back?
potentially
a captchalouge card is basically an inventory slot
a sylladex is basically an inventory
3e fun part is 3at sylladeces, captchalouge cards, and fetch modi are all physical items
(3is system is from homestuck)
HUEGGH A HOMESTUCK VIEWER? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY THEORETICAL
wait is that a slugcat over there? points behind you
turns around
hey i have an idea
retrieves salt shaker from sylladex
there was no slugcat, you have been played for a fool as I clamber onto a very high ledge with all of your stuff shoved into the void
stares down at you grinning victoriously
3e jokes on you! you only stole 3e contents of my pockets, not my sylladex
i should not have said 3at
theres a thing
where
somewhere
must find it…
look around